Facts about cats:
1. Cats love boxes… even ones they are too big for.
2. Cats don’t care about your agenda
3. Cats are assholes.
4. Cats love boobs
5. Cats are liquids.
6. Cats are ALWAYS starving to death.
7. Catnip is one hell of a drug…
8. Everything you love is their bed.
9 & 10. Cats are the Devil.